I know, I know, it’s Friday which is supposed to be Fiesta Friday….

But since I have been seriously slacking…here are some one-liners to make you smile and then I will give you the quick Pizza Pasta I made last night – it was yummy and the reason for the odd ingredients is ummmm…LACK OF PLANNING ON MY PART!

-  Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

-  I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

-  If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

-  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

-  If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

-  A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

-  I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-  I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

-  The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

-  The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

-  My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

-  I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

-  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?  (I know that is terrible, but it just made me laugh out loud…)

-  With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

-  Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

…..and last but not least…….

-  Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Quick Pizza Pasta

7 PointsPlus

8 Servings

Ingredients

1 c pizza sauce  

2 serving(s) Jennie-O Turkey Store Lean Italian sausage link, sweet  

2 c water  

8 oz uncooked multi-coloured rotini  

2 c mushroom(s)  

1 c onion(s) (chopped)  

18 slice(s) Hormel Pillow Pack Turkey Pepperoni  

10 3/4 oz Campbell's Healthy Request Cream of Mushroom Soup  

1 c uncooked macaroni  

1 c shredded part-skim mozzarella cheeses   

Instructions

Brown sausage and drain, throw onions and mushrooms in sometime during cooking...

Add water (adjust this as needed to cook pasta but not leave dish "soupy") pizza sauce and pasta, simmer covered until pasta is done.

Add soup and mix until texture seems right.

Add pepperoni then cheese and stir until cheese is melted. Serve.

Made up by me 10-13-11!!