But since I have been seriously slacking…here are some one-liners to make
you smile and then I will give you the quick Pizza Pasta I made last night – it
was yummy and the reason for the odd ingredients is ummmm…LACK OF PLANNING ON
MY PART!
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of
payments.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and
throw them fish?
- I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
- I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when
he’s really in trouble.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured
by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (I know that is
terrible, but it just made me laugh out loud…)
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
- Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on
one.
…..and last but not least…….
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Quick Pizza Pasta
7 PointsPlus
8 Servings
Ingredients
1 c pizza sauce
2 serving(s) Jennie-O Turkey
Store Lean Italian sausage link, sweet
2 c water
8 oz uncooked multi-coloured
rotini
2 c mushroom(s)
1 c onion(s) (chopped)
18 slice(s) Hormel Pillow Pack
Turkey Pepperoni
10 3/4 oz Campbell's Healthy
Request Cream of Mushroom Soup
1 c uncooked macaroni
1 c shredded part-skim mozzarella
cheeses
Instructions
Brown sausage and drain, throw
onions and mushrooms in sometime during cooking...
Add water (adjust this as needed
to cook pasta but not leave dish "soupy") pizza sauce and pasta,
simmer covered until pasta is done.
Add soup and mix until texture
seems right.
Add pepperoni then cheese and
stir until cheese is melted. Serve.
Made up by me 10-13-11!!
